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zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry
8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

justrehearsingmysuccess:

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

One time I opened a bag of chips and they were all rancid

One time I drank Apple Juice that legit tasted like baked beans.

the-madness-underneath:

anthonygrey:

I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between 'Last of the Time Lords' & 'Wizard trying to be a muggle'

oh.

the-madness-underneath:

anthonygrey:

I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between 'Last of the Time Lords' & 'Wizard trying to be a muggle'

oh.

“Sometimes life really sucks. But you know what I’m holding on for? The moments that don’t suck. The trick is to notice them when they come around.” – Christina